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大家推荐一篇英语笑话吧
要求:二人的 要对话(类似于中国的相声) 长一点,5—8分钟.
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Lee Sum Wan : Hello can i speak to Annie Wan

Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan : No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan : Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.

Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter   about?

Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident.   Noe Wan got injured
and now Noe wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that is'nt an urgent matter!
You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!

Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?

Mr Sori : Im Sori.

Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Mr Sori : Im Sori!!

Lee Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care,   give me your name!

Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im Sori!! Im SORI!!!  you didnt even give me your name!

Lee Sum Wan : I told u before i'm Sum Wan!  Sum Wan!!!  You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy.
And my uncle holds a very big position in the company. He is Noe Buddy.

Mr Sori : Oh i'm so scared(sarcastically). Look i dont care about yr uncle he's a nobody.   Everybody thinks his top dog
and holding an important position in the company.

Lee Sum Wan : No, Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn't work there.

Mr Sori : Like i said i dont care which one of yr aunt screws everybody and i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!

Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!

Mr. Sori : I don't know which one is yr sis! Why in gods name u think i do!?
Look i got work to do and if i'm feeling mischievious i'll broadcast it on the P.A system saying..