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作者: vivian2006    时间: 2010-12-6 11:46     标题: 转一个国外的笑话

看起来,老外老内都是一样滴~~~


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5

= 96%

But ,

A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7

= 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While


Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit
and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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作者: cicilin    时间: 2010-12-6 11:50

it's fun!.
作者: JC    时间: 2010-12-6 17:13

ASS KISSING?.
作者: 爱豪豪    时间: 2010-12-6 18:01

专门查了查ass kissing.
So,that is !.
作者: jimmy妈咪    时间: 2010-12-7 09:51

引用:
原帖由 JC 于 2010-12-6 17:13 发表 \"\"
ASS KISSING?
是不是拍马屁啊?.
作者: congmaoma    时间: 2010-12-7 13:17

according to the way of free talk of the four star which bothers my son for a long time:

firstly, I don't think this joke is from foreigners, it's a chinese joke in English; secondly, such story about word or number doesn't make fun at all..




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